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A nation in economic crisis  and some queens are bitching that Obama's not out campaigning for gay marriage? Give me a break! For those who don't know, his Chief of Staff is a ballet-dancing graduate of the Northeastern gay enclave of Sarah Lawrence College.

Wilton Manors should require developers to build up to the sidewalk so that it will not be faced with even more empty retail spaces than it already has thanks to Island City Lofts' stupid planter and Wilton Station's stupid arcade. Then it'll be more deserving to be called a city than a little hick town or strip mall.

Where the fuck are the protests on the streets of Miami and Fort Lauderdale? Why have we ALLOWED the "do nothing" fundamentalist clergy to turn freedom-loving people against us. Are our brains too suntanned? Are our party cards too filled to show our hurt and anger?

Blacks were finally taken seriously in regard to their rights once they engaged in the race riots.  Is that what it takes to get people to sit up and take notice when something isn't right? Seems to be the case as gays didn't get AIDS medications until ACT-UP acted-up and gays had to riot at Stonewall to bring attention to how we were treated. Sad. 

I'll make a deal with gay couples who care about marriage rights: you help me find a mate, and then I'll have reason to be active in fighting for legalizing marriage for all of us.

Being "elitist" is totally out of fashion now. I guess the "movers and shakers" in this town are going to have to find new identities.

Scat is so last season. Vomit is the new fetish of this season.

So half of California thinks we're only worth three-fifths of a person?

No matter how hot everyone thinks you are, I turned you down because you shave your legs. And probably your crotch too.

In four years, ask yourself if Obama overturned "Don't Ask, Don't Tell” and whether national civil unions are recognized. Then ask yourself if your taxes went up.

Bitch Boy, I can tell from your sharp remarks, you are not just a pretty face.

Sarah Palin, Ted Stevens ... Alaskans must have ice for brains.

I did Joe the Plumber.

If conservatives don't like Obama's ideas, they should propose some of their own. Oh, right, they did. That's why Obama won.

Would someone PLEASE make Sarah and Todd Palin go away?

Bitch Boy responds: Let’s keep Todd around, he’s hot!

How did I end up so superficial that I let a perfect man go because it was curved too far to the left.



George Bush has invented a Wal-Mart economy. By the time he's done we'll all work and shop there.

Everyone knows that gay men will sleep with anything that moves and also that gay men are incredibly picky in choosing sexual partners. It is vitally important to believe media stereotypes, especially those that contradict one another.

I'm so mad that I wasn't the lesbo that Lindsay Lohan picked. Seriously, crack whore or not, she is FINE!

African Americans over whelmingly voted YES on Prop 8. I am biracial and a lesbian. How do I get rid of the black half? I am so ashamed and apologize on behalf of the nitwits who voted yes on Prop 8.

You are getting older and your life has changed when you clean your house, wash the car, hit the gym, take a disco nap, clean-up, get dressed, go to the door and then think — do I really wanna go out to the bars? Then get undressed, view some hot porn, hit the fridge, crack some brews, take a shower and be in bed alone on Saturday night before midnight!

Our "Messiah Obama" is now your president, bitch!

If women can have "freedom of choice" why can't I?

You have a fantastic body from working out every day. You've got the chest and the arms, but you still have a face that could stop traffic. You are not hot and VGL. Get over yourself!

To the homeless woman from yesterday: Stop yelling at us that we are jerks to not give you money because you are pregnant. We didn't get you pregnant, you did that all on your ...

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